An American Carol
A cynical anti-American Hollywood filmmaker sets out on a crusade to abolish the 4th of July holiday. He is visited by three spirits who take him on a hilarious journey in an attempt to show him the true meaning of America.
Michael Malone
General George S. Patton
Osama Bin Nielsen / Grandpa
Angel of Death
Aziz
Mohammed
Josh
President George Washington
Todd Grosslight
Judge Clarence Henderson
George Mulrooney
Himself
Rastus Malone
Slave
Lab Technician
Ahmed
Neville Chamberlain
Lab Tech 2
Celebrity 1
Paris Hilton
Simon Rex
Speaker 1940's
Woman at Awards Party
Airport Security Guard 1
Hottie
Lily
It's That Michael Malone!
Rehearsal Actress
Political Aide
I Gave up an Ass Lift for This?
Entertainment Tonight Host
Becca/Kaleigh
Partygoer 2
Heather
Jane Wagstaffe
Molly Duncan
Reporter 1
Airport Passenger 1
Reporter 2
Tiny Tina/Jenna
Voice of Reason
Parent
Columbia Student '1968'
Rehearsal Actor
Professor
Look Out! It's Those Christians!
Young Michael Malone
Wounded Soldier
John F. Kennedy
He's Much Fatter in Person.
Celebrity 2
"Free History Term Papers"
Mussolini
Intern
Rosie O'Connell
Policeman 2
Girl Scout
Security Guard
Hippie 2
"Traitor!"
Singer
Teddo
Reporter on TV
Airport Security Guard 2
'Marines!' / Sassy Sailor
Minister 2
Hitler
You're a Disgrace Protest Yeller
Nun on Bus
Lab Tech 1
Boy Scout
Thought You Hated Country Music!
Trophy Girl
Girl at BBQ
Airport Passenger 2
Marty
Terrorist 2
Chaplain
Silvano
Afghan Prisoner 2
Accordion Player
Minister 1
Mose Malone
Terrorist on Bike
Subway Policeman
"Sailors!"
I'm Starved.
Patient in Line
Timmy / Atticus
Subway Terrorist
Trophy Girl at BBQ
Policeman (MSG) 1
Cuban Commander
Village Voter
Stagehand
Jimmy Carter
Tojo
Hippie 1
Cocktail Musician
Cocktail Musician / Musician
Wedding Guest
Plantation Singer
Musician
Self
