Thrill Kill Video Club
Ted
Lizzie
Jim
Alicyn
Spoons
Charles
Eddie
Henry
Art
The Professor
Scooter
Alex
Alicyn's Mother
Lou
Herbie
Bizarre Sound & Movement
Bashful Auditionee
Marlon Brando
"Stella! Stella! Stella!"
Stage Mom
Video Store Manager
Boyscout w/Dog
Video Store Patron
Bad Comic
Opera Singer
Laughing Auditionee
"I Want This Job"
Casio Man
Benvolio