The Heyday of the Insensitive Bastards
Conrad
Laura
Monica
Lisa
Amanda
Paul
Abigail
Michael
Lee
Charlie Foster
Theodore Foster
Mr. Chipmunk
Mr. Chubb
Greg
Keen
Lila
Clete
Sheriff Mallon
Mrs. Nighetti
Edmund
Caddy
Maricelle Foster
Bobby Bell
Barnett
Timmy
Sally
Cliff
Brian
Val
Ophelia
Sydney
Stu
Henry
Zach Cuttle
Preston
Skins
Amber
Jimmy
Nate
Young Conrad
Young Lisa
Young Amanda
Conrad's Father
Greg's Mom
Brian's Wife
Michael’s Love Interest
Therapist
Swinger
Babysitter
