The Hebrew Hammer
Mordechai Jefferson Carver
Esther Bloomenbergensteinenthal
Damian Claus
Mohammed Ali Paula Abdul Rahim
JJL Chief Bloomenbergensteinenthal
Mrs. Carver
Tiny Tim
Jamal
Santa
Sweetback
Tikva
Schlomo
Skinhead Bartender
Mrs. Highsmith
Young Mordechai
Blonde Bombshell
Israeli Rental Agent
Tony
Jimmy
Adolescent Hasidic Boy
Himself
Head Elf
Mun Chi
Teenage Gentile
Gentile Boy No. 1
Gentile Boy No. 2
Gentile Girl No. 1
Gentile Girl No. 2
Old Woman
Chairman of the Jewish Worldwide Media Conspiracy
ADL Chairman
JDL Member No. 1
JDL Member No. 2
Council Elder
Sammy Davis Jr. Jr. / MC Hammer
Black Teen
Blonde Gentile Girl
Freckle-Faced Gentile
Samples Woman
Bambi
